AI-graded ยท ATS score ยท Brutal but useful

Get your resume brutally roasted by AI ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Upload your PDF. Our AI reads it like a tired recruiter at 11pm โ€” and tells you exactly what's broken, what's missing, and the fixes that move the needle. No signup. No fluff. Just heat.

โ€” What you get

Not vibes. Specifics.

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An ATS score out of 100

Honest grade based on keyword fit, structure, formatting, and recruiter-readability. No participation trophies.

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The roast (the point)

Every clichรฉ, every weak bullet, every "passionate" โ€” called out the way a senior recruiter would, but funnier.

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Top fixes, ranked

The 4โ€“6 changes that will move your resume the most โ€” with exact rewrites you can copy-paste.

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Hidden strengths

Stuff you buried that recruiters actually love. We surface it so you stop hiding the good parts on page 2.

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A shareable roast card

Download a PNG of your score + best roast. Post on LinkedIn. Watch the comments roll in.

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Zero storage

Your PDF is parsed in your browser. Only extracted text is sent for the roast. Nothing saved. No accounts.

โ€” The flow

From "is this fine?" to "oh, that's the problem", in 60 seconds.

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Drop your PDF

Drag-and-drop or click. Max 5 MB. Text-based PDFs only โ€” scanned images won't parse.

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AI reads it

Llama 3.3 70B reviews your resume the way a recruiter scanning 200 a day would โ€” fast, opinionated, structural.

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You get roasted

ATS score, the roast list, ranked fixes, hidden strengths โ€” rendered in ~15 seconds.

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You fix, you ship

Copy the rewrites into your resume. Re-roast. Watch the score climb. Apply with confidence.

โ€” Bring the heat

Alright, drop the PDF.

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Drop your resume here

PDF ยท Max 5 MB ยท Never stored

Free ยท No signup ยท Takes ~15 seconds

Stop guessing why you're not getting callbacks.

Spend 60 seconds. Find out. Fix it. Apply again โ€” this time with a resume that earns the read.

Roast my resume now โ†’